Červenec 2007

pořekadlo

27. července 2007 v 21:37 zabavé věci
Tak chválně kdo to dodrží
. 1)Misto ranni souloze, probehni se po dvore!
2)Mas-li spatnou naladu, zkus to vecer zezadu!
3)Mene piva, vice mlicka - bude ti stat jako svicka!
4)Pravidelnou soulozi zivot se ti prodlouzi!
5)Je ti spatne? To je z vody - proto rychle do hospody!
6)Kazdy patek po ranu prehni zenu pres vanu!
7)Suchej tam a mokrej ven, dej nam pan Buh dobrej den!
8)Mas-li svuj ud znaveny, uzivej syr taveny!
9)Chces-li chodit s tvrdym ptakem, musis jisti buchty s makem!
10)Chces-li byti stihla v pase, vrt se denne na ocase!
11)Kofola je napoj zdravi - zenam svira, muzum stavi!
12)Chces-li setrit na medaka: Zanech kurev, hon si ptaka!
13)Pulhodinka onanismu neuskodi organismu!
14)Kazde rano Ovonu, at mas silu v ohonu!
15)Jestlize te neco nutka, pak to spravi souloz prudka!
16)Souloz cele vanoce - vyhnou se ti nemoce!
17)Prejeme ti v novem roku hodne sily do rozkroku!
18)Mas-li starost se svym ptakem, postrikej ho Lybar-lakem!
19)Kazde rano staropramen, bude ti stat jako kamen!
20)Bez zensky a tabaku - byl by smutek v baraku!
21)Kdo soulozi v klece nema nikdy krece!
22)Jezte syry - maji vapnik, bude vam stat jako krapnik!
23)Misto ranni rozcvicky, dej si ptaka do picky


KABAT-dole v dole

27. července 2007 v 17:55 taby BASS,GITAR
1.a 3.sloka: e:0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-2-0-3-2-0
2. sloka: e: 0-0-0-2-0-3-2-0-0-0-2-0-3-2-

Daniel Landa - Chlapeček z periferie - bass tab (taby)

27. července 2007 v 17:54 taby BASS,GITAR
Daniel Landa - Chlapeček z periferie - bass tab (taby)
Daniel Landa - Chlapeček z periferie
Bass tab
Sloha:
G|-----------------------------------
D|7-9-7---------------9-12---------9-
A|------7-8-8-10-8-10---------8-10---
E|-------------------------10--------
Refren:
G|------------------------------------
D|--9-12-9--------------7--------9----
A|7----------9-12-9-5-8---8-7-10---10-
E|---------7--------------------------

ofspring-Why Don’t You Get A Job (BASS)

27. července 2007 v 17:52 taby BASS,GITAR
Why Don't You Get A Job?
Verse (play all notes 6X)
G-------------------------------------------------------------------|
D-------------------------------------------------------------------|
A-----------1---1-----------3---3-----------1---1-------3-----------|
E---1---1-----------1---1-----------1---1-----------1-------1---1---|
My friend's got a girlfriend

Man he hates that bitch

He tells me every day

He says "Man I really gotta lose my chick

In the worst kind of way"

She sits on her ass

He works his hands to the bone
To give her money every payday

But she wants more dinero just to stay at home

Well my friend, you gotta say
refrén
G--------------------------------0--------------------------------|
D---3-3-0---0-3-0------------0-3---3--3-0--------0-3--3-0---0-3---|
A----------3-------3--1-1-1-3---------------3-3-3----------3-------|
E-----------------------------------------------------------------|



I won't pay, I won't pay ya, No Way-ay-ay-ay

Na na, why don't you get a job?

Say no way, say no way-ah, no way-ay-ay-ay

Na na, why don't you get a job?
Play verse and chorus.
Chorus (it's like a bridge to the bridge)
G-------------------------------0-----------------------------------|
D---3-3-0---0-3-0-----------0-3---3--3-0-------0-3--3-0---0-3-0-----|
A---------3-------3-1-1-1-3--------------3-3-3----------3-------3---|
E-------------------------------------------------------------------|

I guess all his money, well it isn't enough

To keep her bill collectors at bay

I guess all his money, well it isn't enough

Cause that girl's got expensive taste

refrén
G--------------------------------0--------------------------------|
D---3-3-0---0-3-0------------0-3---3--3-0--------0-3--3-0---0-3---|
A---------3-------3--1-1-1-3---------------3-3-3----------3-------|
E-----------------------------------------------------------------|



I won't pay, I won't pay ya, No Way-ay-ay-ay

Na na, why don't you get a job?

Say no way, say no way-ah, no way-ay-ay-ay

Na na, why don't you get a job?

Bridge (Well, I guess it ain't easy...)
G------------------------------------------------------------------->
D---------3-5-3-2-3-------3-5-3-2-3-----------------3-3-2-2-0-0----->
A---1-1-1-----------1-1-1-------------------2-3-2-3-------------3-3->
E-----------------------------------1-1-1-1------------------------->





Well I guess it ain't easy

Doing nothing at alllllllll ohhhh yeahhhh

But hey man free rides just don't

Come along every day

(Let me tell you about my other friend now)

>---------3-5-3-2-3-------3-5-3-2-3-----------------------------------|
>---1-1-1-----------1-1-1-----------------------------3-3-3-3-3-1-0-----|
>-------------------------------------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---------------3---|
My friend's got a boyfriend

Man she hates that dick

She tells me every day

He wants more dinero just to stay at home

Well my friend, you gotta say

R: 2 KRAT
Chorus *=play 14X before it ends with the trumpet
G-------------------------------0--------------------------------------------|
D---3-3-0---0-3-0-----------0-3---3--30-------0--*---------------------------
A---------3-------3-1-1-1-3-------------3-3-3---3----------------3-1-0-------
E----------------------------------------------------------------------3-1---|
I won't give you no money, I'll always pay

Na na, why don't you get a job?

Say no way, say no way-ah, no way-ay-ay-ay



refrén
G--------------------------------0--------------------------------|
D---3-3-0---0-3-0------------0-3---3--3-0--------0-3--3-0---0-3---|
A---------3-------3--1-1-1-3---------------3-3-3----------3-------|
E-----------------------------------------------------------------|



I won't pay, I won't pay ya, No Way-ay-ay-ay

Na na, why don't you get a job?

Say no way, say no way-ah, no way-ay-ay-ay

Na na, why don't you get a job?




I won't pay, I won't pay ya, No Way-ay-ay-ay

Na na, why don't you get a job?

Say no way, say no way-ah, no way-ay-ay
Na na, why don't you get a job?

profi JACKASS USA(torrenty)

27. července 2007 v 16:32 zabavé věci
Tady jsou parádní jackassy :
Stačí tam jen přijít a kliknout na některy z odkazu a můžete si stahnout nejaky dobry jackass.
Jen připomínam že torrenty se stahují přes program, ja používam Utorrent.

Mentally Corrupted

27. července 2007 v 14:08 zabavé věci
Hrajou fakt LUXUSNĚ www.mentallycorrupted.com